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Birthday bashology…

Hi beautiful, How the devil are you? Oh, it feels ages since you were here on Marathon Weekend, which was a serious marathon in more ways than one, I can tell you. But it was superlativey amazing to see you … Continue reading

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Feck the halls..

Man alive I have been busy. As, it seems, have you. Though doing what I have no idea. I’ve read that last post like a hundred times and I’m still not sure exactly what happened. Let me try and guess… You … Continue reading

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Lewd Conduct and other Shanigans

Sorry for the prolonged silence Queenie – I’m having my ass handed to me at work and when not wrestling Gorilla related tasks, I’m trying to play nice with the locals … the girls here are mean! You know that … Continue reading

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We gon’ party tonight…

The title of this post is brought you by a comment caught in our blog’s spam filter. It was from a lovely gentleman called Bonus. His email address went something like this: free_girlz@asscittee.com – isn’t that nice of him? Anyways, that scintillating … Continue reading

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To the Equator and Beyond …

Hey Queenie, Great to chat on Skype – sorry I lost you to the abyss that is MTN wireless internet connection.  There are people all over Uganda holding one sided conversations with a frozen image of their loved one mid … Continue reading

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This is such cool news it deserves its own post…

I’ve just been offered a wicked wicked job, and I’m taking it! Yay!! I’m going to be editor of a very glossy lifestyle mag, called Vantage:NW – writing about everything fabulous, luxury and high end in North West London including Maida Vale, … Continue reading

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Printed Pumps and Prime Property

Straddling the bath is fine when you’re 20 Queenie, but at my ripe old age it’s not cool – three days of crippling back pain and insult to injury, sporadic bouts of hysteria from my female colleagues as they relive … Continue reading

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